prowl-great-cain:

been doing some baking and I think I realized why every recipe online is Like That. when you’re cooking there’s way too much time to think. too much time for quiet self examination. so these people are whipping up pastries in an existential frenzy and then while it’s in the oven- what, are they gonna go down into their husband’s basement Man Cave and try to talk it out with him? try to voice their uncertainties over a blaring TV and the buzz of neon beer signs? if you’re speaking into the void anyway, you might as well do it online where someone might actually hear you. Anyway here’s how to make macarons

(via trickerydickerydock)

succubarbie:

lets all be proudly homoerotic and tacky this summer

(via midgemaisell)

butchgomezaddams:

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

(Source: sunflowerbutch, via fooperdoodle)